What is this chicken jelly you ask? It is an old recipe involving chickens. This is greatly enjoyed by children today. You may think when your kids say may *scratch that* can I have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich they may mean grape or strawberry jelly. What they really want is Chicken Jelly. They are just too polite *scratch that* oblivious to actually notice. You should see the commercials they see when you aren't watching.
Mom: Today I thought I should turn you into a conformist by giving you the school child sandwich....Peanut Butter and Jelly.
Child: What kind of jelly did you put on my sandwich mommy?? Grape...Strawberry...Raspberry??
Mom: No, I put Chicken Jelly on your sandwich!
Child: Yay!
Break into song and dance
What kind of jelly do I want?? Chi..ken.. Jel..ly
What kind of jelly do YOU want?? Chi..ken..Jel..ly
What kind of jelly will YOUR mommy buyyiiiiiiyah. Chicken...Chicken...Chicken!
To get the recipe for chicken jelly send a pre-stamped envelope to:
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