Star 1B Goblinarm Signs for 5 years

Saturday, June 12th, 2021: Fans hailed the signing of Fufur Goblinarm today as the Rivendell Royals first baseman came to terms with the club.

Set to make $71,850,000 over the upcoming 5 years, Goblinarm signed primarily out of loyalty to the organization, thrilling the most diehard supporters who think there isn't much loyalty in a market driven by free agency.

So far this season Goblinarm has hit .248 with 12 home runs, 37 RBIs and and scored 37 times.

Posted at April 5, 2010 08:25 PM | more from Rivendell