Star LF Stoneteeth Signs for 3 years

Wednesday, August 12th, 2020: Fans hailed the signing of Boli Stoneteeth today as the Bywater Bounders left fielder came to terms with the club.

Set to make $18,042,000 over the upcoming 3 years, Stoneteeth signed primarily out of loyalty to the organization, thrilling the most diehard supporters who think there isn't much loyalty in a market driven by free agency.

In his season totals Stoneteeth has 6 home runs and a .271 batting average.

Posted at November 23, 2009 09:28 PM | more from Bywater