Thursday, May 2nd, 2019: *Squishmasher Rockets 3 HR Against Bywater

Fans seated in the bleacher section at Royals Stadium were taking cover all day long as Loopy *Squishmasher took aim, rattling three long blasts off the seats in a display of Herculean power. Days like this are rare. After his amazing performance in Rivendell's 6-4 triumph over the Bywater Bounders, the shortstop's name will soon be added into the record books.

He told reporters at the postgame press conference, "I told myself not to press on the last one. I knew I couldn't force it... that it has to be a nice easy swing."

For the game he collected 4 hits in 4 at-bats, batted in 5 and scored 4 runs.

L. *Squishmasher hit a solo-shot off T. Dunedain in the 1st, hit a two-run home run off T. Dunedain in the 3rd, singled in the 5th and hit a two-run home run off K. Ayo in the 7th.

In the current season, *Squishmasher has put up a .336 batting average with 38 hits, 7 home runs, 21 runs batted in and scored 22 runs.

Posted at April 6, 2009 09:40 PM | more from Rivendell