◆ Phenom Arm Gone: Dol Guldur's Durieux Out with Broken Elbow ◆ Misty Mountain Goes Shopping: Hops Complete Two Minor-League Deals in One Day ◆ Beladrieng Makes Splash in Mordor ◆ MC Awards Best Batter Prize to Beladrieng ◆ Week's Best Player Honored by SC ◆ Red-Hot Armortearer MEIL Player of the Week ◆ More Injury Problems for Bucklebury's Alok Elassidil ◆ Bad News for Bywater, Fingertorturer Injured ◆ Asgard Loses Ishkhan Gnomekicker ◆ Cirith Ninniach Shuts Out Imlad Morgul Behind the Mangler, 1-0 ◆ Bad News for Dol Guldur, Iver Durieux Hurt ◆ Bad Boy Brawlers Suspended 4 Games ◆ Minas Ithil's Xisto to Miss 5-6 Weeks ◆ Misty Mountain, Narnia Confirm Deal ◆ ◆ Phenom Arm Gone: Dol Guldur's Durieux Out with Broken Elbow

SGCBL

REGULAR SEASON · 2053 · VOL 51

NOW ON THE BIG SCREEN · MESN GAZETTE NO. 37 · APRIL 14, 2053

Beladrieng Makes Splash in Mordor

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Tolkien BaseballStandings

Shire Conference
Elf
WLGB
Merry Fellows42—
Miners331
Titans242
Sylvan242
Hobbit
WLGB
Bounders42—
Fairies42—
Bears42—
Archers331
Dwarf
WLGB
Eagles33—
Wyrms33—
Cheese241
Royals241
Mordor Conference
Orc
WLGB
Raiders60—
Devils422
Hops333
Dragons333
Goblin
WLGB
Disaster50—
Kings243.5
Darkwings154.5
Lumberjacks055
Troll
WLGB
Stars33—
Slayers33—
Witch Kings22—
Uruk-hai241

SciFi & Fantasy LeagueSpring Training

SciFi League
Division 1
WLT
Time Lords16100
Rangers15110
Fireflies13130
Neuromancers10160
Spheres8180
Division 2
WLT
Hitchhikers16100
Blernsballers15110
Crashlanders14120
Cadets12140
Sandcrawlers11150
Fantasy League
Division 1
WLT
Wizards16100
Lost Boys14120
Dragons13130
Slayers10160
Giants7190
Division 2
WLT
Munchkins16100
Badgers16100
Vikings15110
Centaurs13130
Kobolds10160

Middle Earth Independent LeagueStandings

Middle Earth
Division 1
WLGB
Red Dragons42—
89ers42—
Blue Jays242
Rail Cats242
Night Hawks153
Division 2
WLGB
Destroyers51—
Wheat Kings51—
Warriors332
Lakers243
Navigators243

About the League

Welcome to Solonor's Groovy Computer Baseball League, aka Tolkien Baseball.

SGCBL is meant to be a fun simulation of running a professional baseball team. The twist is that the setting for the teams and the names of the players are loosely based on the works of J.R.R. Tolkien. It sounds strange, but the number one rule is that we have fun. All other rules are subordinate to that. SGCBL is a fun pastime that uses Out of the Park Baseball (OOTP) to simulate everything.

This is a non-profit project made by fans of the works of J.R.R. Tolkien and computer baseball. All trademarks and copyrights belong to their respective holders, and they reserve all rights.

"Beings will come Frodo. They'll come to Middle Earth for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your road not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as hobbits, longing for the past. Of course, we won't mind if you look around, you'll say. It's only 2 gold pieces per person. They'll pass over the gold without even thinking about it: for it is gold they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. Beings will come Frodo. The one constant through all the years, Frodo, has been baseball. Middle Earth has rolled by like an army of Mumakil. It has been erased like a slate, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Frodo. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh… beings will come Frodo. Beings will most definitely come." — Torrenz Mantalker, Gladden Field of Dreams